My morning run.
Oblivious dog walker + 300 foot long leash + exuberant dog = me getting jumped on. I was... Displeased. I swore loudly and steamed about it for a mile or two. I like dogs, this was not Kujo - it was friendly. But I can't stand and will never understand why you would ever walk your dog in a way that would allow it to jump on a complete stranger. Short of scaling the wall, I was as far away from it as the sidewalk would allow. I'm happy to share the sidewalk, but reel in the leash OK? It's not the dog park.
(It looks like the dog is doing something inappropriate, but that's just my poor drawing skills.)